38+ Stitch Pick up Lines

Looking for some creative and witty ways to pickup girls? Look no further than stitch pick up lines!

These unique and cheesyy lines will get your girl’s attention🥺🥺, and maybe even lead you to a date. So what are you waiting for? Get started stitching up some dates with these cheesy disney pick up lines!

Stitch Pick up Lines

  1. Stitch: “I’ll show you my Jumbas for a peak at your Nani.”
  2. Stitch: “It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”
  3. Lilo: “You were built to destroy, but I’d let you destroy me any day.”
  4. Lilo: “I’m sorry I bit you… and pulled your hair… and punched you in the face… but I just want your number.”
  5. Lilo: “Last name Bubbles? Let me see if you live up to that name…”
  6. Stitch: “My dog is acting up, could you spray it for me?”
  7. Stitch: “I can’t even pet it! It keeps staring at me, like it’s gonna eat me!”
  8. Lilo: “Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!”
  9. Stitch: “Nice wood, and I’m not talking about the surfboard.”
  10. Stitch: “My friends need to be punished. Are you into that?”
  11. Lilo: “You disciplined your dog? How about I discipline you?”
  12. “You think it’s fancy?”
  13. Stitch: “I had my head chewed on by a monster”
  14. Stitch: “I hear your a Lolo in the sheets.”
  15. Lilo: “Can’t you go any faster?”
  16. Lilo: “Ohana means family. That means your penis can’t get left behind.”
  17. Stitch: “My bedroom is little, and I don’t have many toys… But if you want, you could join me in it.”
  18. Stitch: “I hear they call you big kahuna, you could surf my wave any day.”
  20. “Yeah, I wrote about it in my diary.”
  21. Stitch: “This is your badness level, in your pants. It’s unusually high for someone your size.”
  22. Lilo: “He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct… to destroy everything he touches!”
  23. Lilo: “Oh yes, mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable” Pick whichever you’d like. 😉
  24. Lilo: “Ach! Leave my mother out of this!”
  25. Stitch: “It’s Thursday, How about I feed your Pudge a sandwich.”
  26. Lilo: “I like your butt and fancy hair.”
  27. Lilo: “I believe you actually… created something.”
  28. Stitch: “Can I stuff you in my barrel?”
  29. Stitch: “You want to take a spin on my Hawaiian roller coaster ride?”
  30. Lilo: “Your koala is going to eat me!”
  31. Lilo: “You were so good tonight. You may leave me alone to die now.”
  32. Lilo: “At least a rabbit would behave better than you!”
  33. Stitch: “Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!” *steal kiss*
  34. Lilo: “Would you like me to wax your surfboard for you?”
  35. Lilo: “Your koala is so fluffy!”
  36. Stitch: “Is that a fire dance in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
  37. Stitch: “I paid two dollars for you”
  38. Stitch: “You’re vile! You’re foul! You’re flawed! Get in my bed NOW!”
  39. Stitch: “Uh, your head looks… swollen.”


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