114+ 4th of July Pick up Lines for a Patriotic Flirt

Fourth of July is a time to celebrate the United States of America and its many freedoms. But what about pick-up lines? Are they still a thing? If you’re looking to pick up a date or two this Independence Day, here are some tried-and-true pickup lines that will work for you. Just remember: always respect the person you are talking to, and be respectful of their boundaries.


4th of July Pick up Lines

4th of July Pick up Lines

July 4th is a great time to pull out all the stops when it comes to pickup lines. Whether you’re looking for a cheesy joke or something a little more creative, these lines will work on any woman. And if you’re feeling extra confident, try one of these genius pickup lines that will get her going!

  1. I’d start a revolution for your number.
  2. Are you a British Loyalist? Because you’re making me rethink this whole “independence” thing.
  3. “The pursuit of happiness” means it’s cool to hit on you, right?
  4. 18 year old’s can exercise their rights in government and on me!
  5. Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart. Copy This.
  6. I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation.
  7. I will go full-term in your oval office.
  8. Excuse me but I’m looking for weapons of ass destruction.
  9. Can I, like, annex you?
  10. I’d try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.
  11. I hope we stay together forever. Let’s knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!
  12. Don’t tell me you’re one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don’t think that’s a thing. Thirsty?
  13. Girl, you’re so beautiful. I’d cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.
  14. I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.
  15. Baby I’ll make you see stars and stripes
  16. Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.
  17. I actually wrote ‘the British are coming.’ Well, I didn’t write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there’s a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?
  18. Hey the alcohol’s back! Now let’s get drunk and screw.
  19. I don’t normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I’ll make an exception. Copy This.
  20. I have a great relationship with my mother… country.
  21. Give me your panties or give me death.
  22. Baby, you’re a firework.
  23. How about that George Grenville? What a boob!
  24. Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I’m afraid it has to be a speedy one.
  25. How would you win over the heart of a patriot?
  26. I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”
  27. I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?
  28. Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure Copy This.
  29. I know Benjamin Franklin.
  30. I’ll be your slave, it’s okay, it’s not involuntary.
  31. There’s too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?
  32. The grand jury in my pants is waiting to try you.
  33. The Constitution limits the powers of the government but the powers of my pants are unlimited!
  34. They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
  35. The government is okay with 18 year old’s and so am I!
  36. Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.
  37. This would be really awkward if you were British.
  38. The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
  39. The powers of the federal government aren’t the only things that need separated.
  40. Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly…outside your bedroom window.
  41. The Continental Congress decreed ‘all men are created equal.’ But, they didn’t say anything about ‘all women being created equal.’ Because girl, you are too fine!
  42. The only thing better than this party is the Revolutionary Party! Am I right? Also, the Tea Party was pretty cool if I’m being honest. And, I want to be honest with you.
  43. The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won’t!
  44. The verdict is in; you are hot.
  45. They call my bedroom the 14th colony.

Fourth of July Pick up Lines

Fourth of July Pick up Lines

Fourth of July is coming up and that means fireworks, barbecues, and of course – pick up lines! If you’re looking for a little inspiration, check out our list of the top Fourth of July pick up lines. From cheesy to cheeky, these lines will have your luck running in your favor. So don’t wait any longer – put them to use and see how they go!

  1. I’m glad there’s freedom of religion because I worship you.
  2. Let’s do it in Philadelphia.
  3. Now you don’t need a penis to vote…but you can still borrow mine.
  4. I’ll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
  5. If you’re incapacitated can I have a list of you next 3 hottest friends?
  6. I’ll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.
  7. Let’s be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.
  8. If you ask me if I love you I’ll have to plead the 5th. Don’t want to incriminate myself.
  9. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
  10. I’m a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
  11. If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.
  12. I’m like fireworks: smokin’, fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
  13. It’s big, like my signature.
  14. Let’ put the screw back in screwdriver.
  15. Let’s say we go back to my place. You put on a wig, I’ll call you ‘Tory.’
  16. I’ve been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!
  17. My flag will never fly at half mast as long you’re around.
  18. I’m arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you…are excessively fine!
  19. My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?
  20. Let’s drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
  21. Oh say can you see… me in your bed tonight.
  22. Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just… carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
  23. Let me press myself against you, you can’t stop me…it’s my constitutional right.
  24. No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
  25. If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
  26. You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
  27. Wanna get naked and watch 1776 (that musical about the signing of The Declaration of Independence)?
  28. We’ll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.
  29. You don’t need a permit to search my pants and seize whatever you find.
  30. When we touch, it’s electric.
  31. We are endowed by our creator with rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of orgasm.
  32. You put my heart in double jeopardy.
  33. When we get back to my place I’m going to do everything to you that your government can’t.
  34. You have the right to protest but I don’t think you’ll want to.
  35. You don’t need to wait until the next session, you can give me a raise any time.
  36. You have a boyfriend? Have you ever given any thought to seceding from him? I get not wanting to cheat. I’m also a loyalist.
  37. You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.
  38. You don’t have to wait for succession, you’re first in line for me.
  39. Whooo! Party like it’s 1933!!!!
  40. You’re by far the prettiest girl here. The ‘Liberty bell’ of the ball.
  41. Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.
  42. You be Yankee Doodle, I’ll be the pony.
  43. Wanna meet the foreman of my jury?
  44. You can pay the poll tax personally with me.
  45. We have a lot of chemistry. Right now, we’re both working on a little something I like to call ‘electricity.’
  46. You have the right to bear me in your arms.
  47. You can be my mate but we won’t be doing any running.
  48. You forgot to pay your income tax so I’m coming to seize your ASSets.

America Pick up Lines

  1. How free are you today?
  2. I jumped the border to America.
  3. You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
  4. Every Minute With You Was Worth Every Frequent Flyer Mile.
  5. Your Accent Makes Americans Sound Like Amateurs.
  6. Your Culture Is My Cup Of Tea.
  7. Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!
  8. Are you as free as America tonight?
  9. Excuse me, are you Barack Obama? Because I think I just fell in love with America.
  10. On a scale of one to America
  11. You Put The ‘Us’ In U.S.A.
  12. I Have A Green Card With Your Name On It.
  13. I May Live Far Away But My Heart Is Here With You.
  14. Baby, are you America’s lax gun laws? Because I’m going to exploit all of your holes.
  15. Let’s ‘Make America ‘Date’ Again.
  16. so I bet I can jump the border to you’re heart.
  17. On a scale of one to America, how free are you this afternoon?
  18. Domestic Dating Is So Last Decade.
  19. Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.
  20. On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?
  21. I Speak The Language Of Love.
  22. Foreign Never Looked So Fine.

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Well, that we have covered all the possible 4th of July pick up lines. While some might work well in certain social circles and others are likely to go unnoticed at all, keep practicing until you get one that gets the right attention!

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