71+ Best Car Pick Up Lines [Funny & Cheesy]

Car pick up lines are a fun way to start a conversation with your date when you both have got a deep interest in cars. There is a lot of great advice out there on what to say and how to say it, but we thought we’d give you some examples of funny car and truck pickup lines so you can get your ideas flowing.

Here’s a list of things you can try and make your car pick-up more likable.


Best Car Pick Up Lines

Here are some of the best driving pickup lines that will let you make a great first impression and avoid the common mistakes people make while trying to impress someone.

  1. Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
  2. I’ve got a bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one…
  3. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.
  4. If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.
  5. Can I offer you a space to plug in and recharge?
  6. I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!
  7. Guy: I’m listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?
  8. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
  9. Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
  10. Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.
  11. Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?
  12. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.
  13. Girl: No…Guy: How about coffee instead?
  14. Hey Girl! You have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.
  15. Hey Girl! Who needs a pick-up line when you’ve got a pickup truck.
  16. Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
  17. Hey Baby! May I check your fluids with my dipstick.
  18. Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?
  19. Can I open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.
  20. Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
  21. Hey baby! Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.
  22. I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  23. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.
  24. Ever had sex in bucket seats?
  25. Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

Funny Car Pick Up Lines

Funny Car Pick Up Lines

A funny car pick up line is a great way to get your friends and family excited about your interests. Whether you’re looking for a pickup line for drag racing, or just want to see what people have come up with, here are a few of the funniest trucker and car pick up lines ever.

  1. How about we go to my garage and see what’s under the hood.
  2. Excuse me, ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you’re blinding the other drivers.
  3. I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.
  4. Hey, sexy! wanna go for a test drive?
  5. Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.
  6. Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your high beams on… yet.
  7. Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful.
  8. Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
  9. I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
  10. I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
  11. Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?
  12. Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.
  13. Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I’d love to wreck you.
  14. My nuts are made of titanium.
  15. How many engines do you have under your hood?
  16. I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one.
  17. I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.
  18. Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.
  19. Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?
  20. Can I park my car in your garage?
  21. I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.
  22. I noticed your right front tire is a little low. You should check it out right away, or you could have a blowout.
  23. I like things with more miles per gallon.
  24. Hey baby, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.
  25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
  26. Hey baby, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

Car Pick Up Lines

Dirty Car Pick Up Lines

The world has long been filled with people looking for romance in all the wrong places. But here are some of the top racing and mechanic pick up lines that can be used by you to impress others when you plan to be a bit dirty.

  1. Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?
  2. Do you want to race? [long pause waiting for the laughter to subside] Well, I guess we can’t race now. Why don’t you give me your phone number and we can arrange a time and place later?
  3. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.
  4. I’ll blow your apex seals.
  5. Do you like things battery operated?
  6. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.
  7. I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you? Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I’ll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!
  8. Would you like to blow my head gasket?
  9. Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!
  10. Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
  11. At least I have a car.
  12. They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
  13. Don’t let the compact size fool you.
  14. I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.
  15. Can I adjust your rearview mirrors?
  16. I need some coolant because you’ve got my engine overheating.
  17. Don’t feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn’t want to damage you going too fast either.
  18. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
  19. Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!

Short Car Related Pick Up Lines

Here is a list of cheesy pick up lines for the car-crazy, mechanic enthusiasts, trucker, and anyone who has ever found themselves in a long-distance relationship.

  1. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.
  2. Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
  3. Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.
  4. How about I shift my stick into something else…
  5. If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
  6. If you were a Dodge, I’d RAM you.
  7. Drive here often?
  8. I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you
  9. Hey babe, check your oil?
  10. Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.

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If you’re driving around looking for a date, you may want to consider using one of these lines! You can also use these driving pick-up lines to impress your friends and crushes.  Hope this article was helpful. Thank you for reading:)

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