35+ Tarzan Pick up Lines

If you’re looking for a way to up your pickup lines game, look no further than the classic character of Tarzan. With his towering stature, accentuated by the fact that he is half-man, half-ape, Tarzan is bound to have your heart racing – and your hands doing some interesting things. So whether you’re looking for a funny or cheesy Disney pick up line, Tarzan’s got you covered!

Tarzan Pick up Lines

  1. It wasn’t me, I swear.
  2. If I can teach a parrot to sing ‘God Save the Queen,’ I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.
  3. You came back.
  4. Last one there’s a dung beetle!
  5. You have always been one of us.
  6. People get lost in the jungle every day.
  7. What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?
  8. Oh, Tarzan, you have no idea what’s in store for you. You’re going to see the world, and all kinds of people will want to meet you. Leaders, scientists, writers.
  9. And you will always be in my heart.
  10. Even if you hadn’t grown up a savage, you’d be lost. There are no trails through a woman’s heart.
  11. You idiot! You nearly gave me a heart attack! Ya happy?
  12. I’m so sorry about the rude welcome, oh boy, but I couldn’t have you making a scene when we put your furry friends in their cages.
  13. Terrified! I was terrified! Suddenly, I was swinging, on a vine, in the air! Swinging, in the air!
  14. Hiding, are we? Good! I could use a challenge. Because after I get rid of you, rounding up your little ape family will be all too easy!
  15. Hey, Auntie K. You’re looking remarkably groomed today.
  16. Why didn’t you tell me there were creatures who look like me?
  17. It’s a lovely heartbeat. It’s very nice.
  18. I asked you to protect our family. And you… betrayed us all.
  19. Get away from there! Don’t you know a piranha can strip your flesh in seconds?
  20. Whoa! OK. It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
  21. Why are you threatened by anyone different than you!?
  22. I’ve had it with you and your emotional constipation! Tarzan needs us and we’re going to help him!
  23. Oh, Janie Jane! What an amazing discovery! A man with no language, no human behavior…
  24. Moves like an ape, but looks like a man. He could be the missing link!
  25. Are you sure this water’s sanitary? It looks questionable to me.
  26. “Now, now, don’t give me those crocodile tears. What would your parents have to say?
  27. I’ll be the best ape ever!
  28. The point is, think about what we could learn from him. We must find him.
  29. His eyes were intense and focused, and I’d never seen such eyes…
  30. No matter where I go, you will always be my mother.
  31. I said he could stay. That doesn’t make him my son.
  32. No. No. No. I’m Jane.
  33. Piranha! It’s a piranha!
  34. You know, I’ve been thinking lately that maybe Tarzan could be some sub-species of elephant.
  35. Put me down! Put me down! Pick me up! Pick me up!
  36. And I was saved. I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.


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