If you’re looking for a way to up your pickup lines game, look no further than the classic character of Tarzan. With his towering stature, accentuated by the fact that he is half-man, half-ape, Tarzan is bound to have your heart racing – and your hands doing some interesting things. So whether you’re looking for a funny or cheesy Disney pick up line, Tarzan’s got you covered!
Tarzan Pick up Lines
- It wasn’t me, I swear.
- If I can teach a parrot to sing ‘God Save the Queen,’ I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.
- You came back.
- Last one there’s a dung beetle!
- You have always been one of us.
- People get lost in the jungle every day.
- What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?
- Oh, Tarzan, you have no idea what’s in store for you. You’re going to see the world, and all kinds of people will want to meet you. Leaders, scientists, writers.
- And you will always be in my heart.
- Even if you hadn’t grown up a savage, you’d be lost. There are no trails through a woman’s heart.
- You idiot! You nearly gave me a heart attack! Ya happy?
- I’m so sorry about the rude welcome, oh boy, but I couldn’t have you making a scene when we put your furry friends in their cages.
- Terrified! I was terrified! Suddenly, I was swinging, on a vine, in the air! Swinging, in the air!
- Hiding, are we? Good! I could use a challenge. Because after I get rid of you, rounding up your little ape family will be all too easy!
- Hey, Auntie K. You’re looking remarkably groomed today.
- Why didn’t you tell me there were creatures who look like me?
- It’s a lovely heartbeat. It’s very nice.
- I asked you to protect our family. And you… betrayed us all.
- Get away from there! Don’t you know a piranha can strip your flesh in seconds?
- Whoa! OK. It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
- Why are you threatened by anyone different than you!?
- I’ve had it with you and your emotional constipation! Tarzan needs us and we’re going to help him!
- Oh, Janie Jane! What an amazing discovery! A man with no language, no human behavior…
- Moves like an ape, but looks like a man. He could be the missing link!
- Are you sure this water’s sanitary? It looks questionable to me.
- “Now, now, don’t give me those crocodile tears. What would your parents have to say?
- I’ll be the best ape ever!
- The point is, think about what we could learn from him. We must find him.
- His eyes were intense and focused, and I’d never seen such eyes…
- No matter where I go, you will always be my mother.
- I said he could stay. That doesn’t make him my son.
- No. No. No. I’m Jane.
- Piranha! It’s a piranha!
- You know, I’ve been thinking lately that maybe Tarzan could be some sub-species of elephant.
- Put me down! Put me down! Pick me up! Pick me up!
- And I was saved. I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.
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