87+ Vampire Captions for Instagram [Best/Funny]

Welcome to the dark and spooky world of vampire captions for Instagram! Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the supernatural or just looking for a little humor in your images, we’ve got the perfect caption for you. From funny to cute to scary, we’ve got a wide range of vampire captions to fit any mood. So what are you waiting for? Start uploading those creepy pics and see how much fun you can have with vampire captions!


Vampire Captions for Instagram

Vampire Captions for Instagram

If you’re looking to add a little bit of excitement and mystery to your photos, then this is the section for you. Here, you’ll find all sorts of captions designed to get you thinking about blood, gore, and things that go bump in the night. Whether you’re a vampire lover or just want to add a little bit of fun to your photos, we’ve got you covered. So come join the fun, and let us show you how to put together some killer vampire captions for Instagram!

  1. I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula.
  2. Wanna Fang Out?
  3. Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
  4. Vampires Know How To Creep It Real.
  5. People say I look like a vampire. I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or not.
  6. Sun’s out, vampires in.
  7. I would go so far as to say that Halloween never ‘sucks’ for me.
  8. If vampires really sleep during the day, sign me up.
  9. Going to sink my fangs into all these sweet treats.
  10. No garlic allowed at this party.
  11. Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.
  12. Just my blood type.
  13. Having the most fangtastic Halloween with my vampires.
  14. I could go for a drink.
  15. Having A Fang-Tastic Time On Halloween.
  16. Count me in.
  17. When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
  18. It was love at first bite.
  19. Fangs you very much.
  20. This vampire is too cute to spook.
  21. Merciful death. How you love your precious guilt.
  22. I Must Be A Vampire, Because I Also Love Sleeping All Day.
  23. Fangs for the memories.
  24. Hanging upside down on the monkey bars has adequately prepared me for the bat life.
  25. I Count Stand It.
  26. It Was Love At First Bite.
  27. Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.
  28. I’ve got a bat idea.
  29. Doing this sweet thing called being a vampire.
  30. Me Wearing Plastic Fangs: ‘Do Real Vampires Produce THIS Much Saliva?

Vampire Captions

Looking for some spooky captions for your vampire photos? Look no further! Our collection of vampire captions will help you turn your photos into something that will really scare and thrill your friends and family. From dark and gothic to tongue-in-cheek, these captions will have everyone talking! So whether you’re a horror fan or just looking for something new to share on social media, we have the perfect captions for you.

Vampire Captions
  1. Is Blood The ‘Snickers’ Of The Vampire World?
  2. You Say Vampire Like It’s A Bad Thing.
  3. You know what you should be for Halloween? Mine.
  4. Sleep all day, vamp all night.
  5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  6. Waking up bite and early.
  7. You can Count on me.
  8. If only my metabolism moved as fast as a vampire…
  9. You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
  10. The vampire is an outsider. He’s the perfect metaphor for those things. He’s someone who looks human and sounds human but is not a human, so he’s always on the margins.
  11. Count Me In.
  12. Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
  13. I count stand it.
  14. Vampires are real. They’re usually not the cape-wearing, “mwah-hah-hah-ing” types, but rather people with ordinary jobs who just happen to consume blood.
  15. If there’s one thing real vampires seem to have in common, it is their reluctance to tell the world about who, and what, they are.
  16. Sorry, you just don’t seem like my Blood Type.
  17. All bats are off.
  18. Fangs, but no fangs.
  19. I would go so far as to say that Halloween never ‘sucks’ for me.
  20. Why are you being so cryptic?

Funny Vampire Captions

  1. I’d like to give fangs to all my friends.
  2. Boy Scouts and vampire slayers should always be prepared.
  3. Sometimes, love bites.
  4. It’s not the size of your fangs, it’s how you bite.
  5. Be witched!
  6. Just Like A Vampire, I Also Don’t Like Garlic.
  7. I’m going out to get a bite to drink.
  8. Trick or treat yo’self!
  9. Thanks For Always Creepin’ It Real.
  10. Witch, please.
  11. Waking Up Bite And Early.
  12. Sometimes, Love Bites.
  13. Witch better have my candy.
  14. Too cute to spook.
  15. Vampire doesn’t see his image. Even less in the holy water.
  16. If only my metabolism moved as fast as a vampire…
  17. I know I look fang-tastic. (Sorry, not sorry.)
  18. Just suck it up.
  19. I’ve Got A Bat Idea.
  20. You’re So Vein.
  21. If You’ve Got It, Haunt Itrose Pressey
  22. You won’t find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta.
  23. Roses are red, this vampire is going to bed.
  24. I’m fang-girling over here.
  25. Swish swish, witch.
  26. Just Suck It Up
  27. Good thing trick-or-treating is at night, or I totally wouldn’t have been able to go.
  28. You mess with the bat, you get the bite.
  29. Just like a vampire, I also don’t like garlic.
  30. Just grabbing a bite to eat.

Best Vampire Captions

  1. A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.
  2. Death is the one predator we can’t escape. But vampires have found the loophole so many of us crave. I think that is the allure of vampirism.
  3. Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!
  4. Excuse me while I sharpen my fangs for all the candy I’m about to eat.
  5. Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
  6. You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy… maybe one camera guy.
  7. But first, let me be a little dramatic.
  8. He Fangs All Here.
  9. Waiting for the sun to go down…
  10. This Vampire Is Too Cute To Spook.
  11. You want a love that consumes you, you want passion and adventure and even a little danger.
  12. All Bats Are Off.
  13. If Vampires Really Sleep During The Day, Sign Me Up.
  14. A vampire may play with his food, but he never sets it free.
  15. Bat-ween you and me, I love vampires.
  16. The blood is the life!
  17. Having The Most Fangtastic Halloween With My Vampires.
  18. I Keep Bleeding, I Keep, Keep Bleeding Love— Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love
  19. Vampires occur everywhere, but in busy cities no one notices.
  20. There’s no set-in-stone way to be a vampire, especially with the evil ones.

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These vampires captions are enough to make people feel the urge of watching a horror film. We have picked some top-notch ones which will leave you speechless. Some of them may even give you nightmares at night. Don’t forget to share your favorite caption with us in the comments section!

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