Do you have a funny bone? Because pick up lines for moms are a mother’s best friend! And whether you’re single or married, these blog on pickup lines on moms are sure to put a smile on your face. So put on your funny hat, grab your favorite drink, and let’s get started.

Pickup Lines for Moms

Moms, we know you’re busy! But don’t worry, we’ve got some great pick up lines for moms for you that will make your day and get you out of that mommy rut. From cheesy one-liners to clever puns, we’ve got everything you need to get your flirt on! So go ahead and try out a few of these fun lines and see how they go. You might be surprised by how well they work!

Are you a Wifi router? Because I’m sensing a connection.
Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
Did it hurt… when you fell from heaven?
Is your mother a painter? Because you’re a true work of art.
Are we at an orchard? Cos’ you’re the apple of my eye.
Are you a library book? Because I couldn’t help but check you out.
Are you the sun? Because your beauty is blinding me.
Are you Hermione Granger? Because you’ve got me spellbound.
Are you a work of fiction? Because you’re just too good to be true.
Are you a banana? Because you’re so a-pee-ling.
Are you a serial killer? Because you have my heart.
Are you an “expeliarmus” spell? Because your beauty is disarming.
Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
Are you a stenographer? Because you’re just my type.
You must be a ninja — because one look at you and I have stars in my eyes.
Are you a surgeon? Because you have my heart.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Are you a gardener? Because you make my heart bloom.
Are you an essential oil diffuser? Because your beauty is mist-ifying
Are you a Happy Meal? Because I’m lovin’ it.

Pick up Lines for Single Moms

Single mothers can feel a little left out when it comes to the dating scene. They’re not sure what to do, what to say, or where to go. That’s why we’ve put together a list of some of the best single mom pick up lines. Whether you’re looking for something casual or something more serious, these lines will help you start conversations and build relationships with other single moms. So don’t wait any longer – start picking up some single mom friends today!

I like you. Can we have sexy time?
I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
Can I buy you lunch/brunch sometimes before picking up kids from school?
How old is your baby?
Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?
I want to color-you-mine!
Hey girl. I think it’s cute when you’re still in your pj’s. Tell me what you pinned and I’ll rub your feet.
Do you know where that that other playground is?
Are you at the PTA meeting last night?
Have we met before? I think our kids attend the same ____ class.
Are you the mother duck because you quack me up.
Are those pencil erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
Care for some afternoon delight?
Have we met before, do you know the ______ family?
If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.
If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?
Do you have a Band-Aid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?
Do you rent or own your flute?
Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!
Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

Best Pick up lines for Single Moms

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Are you on the Billboard Charts? Because I think you’re this week’s hottest single.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re really fine!
Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
Just so you know, this shirt is made of 100% boyfriend/girlfriend material.
Are you a volcano? Because I think I lava you.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Are you a taxi driver? Because you’re drivin’ me crazy.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Are we in a time machine? Because I can see you in my future.
Was that a tornado or did you just sweet me of my feet?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
Are you a florist? Because I’d like to put our tulips together.
Was your father a shoemaker? Because I think we’re a fit.
Is your mother a banker? Because you have my interest. 46. Is this science class? Because I think we have chemistry.
Are you a lamp? Because you light up the room.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Aren’t you tired from running through my mind all day?
Is it the fourth of July? Because I’m feeling major sparks.
Was your father a shoemaker? Because you’re boot-iful.
Do you mind if I follow you around? Because I always follow my dreams.
Are you a camera? Because I think we click.
Are we at karaoke night? Because you make my heart sing.

Dirty Mom Pick up Lines

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.
So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?
Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.
Girl, what are you doing for Mother’s Day? cause I was thinking we could get your mom a grandbaby.
Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.
My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.
How would you like to celebrate Mother’s Day next year?
How much of an angel is your mother? Because you look like you came straight from heaven.
Hey Girl…Pls become the mother of my future children…
Oh, you don’t have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.
Oh you’re a mom? Well that means you’ll know how to tuck me in later tonight.
How much of an angel is your mother? Because you look like you came straight from heaven.
Any girls wanna make today about them?
Oh, you don’t have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.
Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?
I’ve got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?
If you’re feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?
You tryna to become a mother on Mother’s Day?
Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?
Are you a single mom? Want me to make you one?
How would you like to celebrate Mother’s Day next year?
Can I be the Mother of your kids?

Your Mom Pick up Lines

Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
I hope you know CPR. Because you take my breath away!
Do you have any raisins? Well, how about a date
Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
There’s a sale in my bedroom. Clothes are all 100% off.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

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Conclusion

That’s it! We have covered all the pickup lines for moms that are guaranteed to make her heart beat faster. So, what are you waiting for? Just go ahead and try one or all of them during your next date and see what happens! Have a great time!